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The Most Outrageous Celebrity Baby Names Ever!

If there’s one thing we love about celebrities, it’s their uncanny ability to name their babies the most outlandish, crazy, ridiculously over-the-top names. And if you’re anything like me (and have a slightly embarrassing obsession with trashy celeb magazines), then you’ll love this list of the most outrageous celebrity baby names. But be warned, some of them will have you giggling… but some will just leave you scratching your head in amazement, shock and downright horror!

baby_names.pngPilot Inspektor

I am not kidding you! Jason Lee named his little boy Pilot Inspektor. What even is a Pilot Inspektor? I don’t know what’s worse, the ridiculous name, or the annoying spelling mistake.

Audio Science

Unless the son of actress Shannyn Sossamon grows up to be a mad scientist who loves listening to music, I just cant see how this name is going to work. It’s like they just picked two random words and went, yep that’s it… that’s the name!


Moon Unit

Oh wow, this one really takes the cake. The daughter of Frank Zappa is going to be so mad at her parents when she grows up. Possibly not as mad as her siblings Dweezil and Diva will be though!

Moxie CrimeFighter

Can you imagine the daughter of comedian Penn Jillette trying to apply for a drivers licence? The jokes really on her parents with this ridiculous outrageous name.

Tu Morrow

Ok Tu is an interesting choice of name on it’s own, but when your last name is Morrow, that’s just plain mean! What on earth were Rob Morrow and his wife thinking!?

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

Call me weird, but I think there’s something quite sweet about this name. Don’t get me wrong, the daughter of Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence has a totally outrageous name, but it’s not quite as bad as some of the others, right!?

North West

We didn’t expect anything less outrageous from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Is it just me who is hoping their next baby is called South West? PS. I can totally forgive them for this name faux-pas as I’m a closeted Kimye fan.

Sage Moonblood

Gorgeous first name…. and then what on earth happened!? Sylvester Stallone, you have some serious explaining to do!

Zuma Nesta Rock

Oh Gwen Stefani, you’re so fabulous and yet your taste in baby names is… umm maybe a little off! I just can’t get my head around this name at all!

Special mentions also go to Beyonce and Jay Z who named their daughter Blue Ivy, and of course, Gwenyth and Chris who thought naming their little one after a piece of fruit would be a good idea. Hmmm…..

What is the most outrageous celebrity baby name you’ve ever heard?

Lucy Matheison

Lucy is a trained primary school teacher with a passion for baking. Lucy began her blog, Bake Play Smile, in 2013 and it has since grown into one of Australia’s most recognised food blogs. Bake Play Smile is all about fun, food and happiness. Lucy’s recipes have earned national acclaim through a number of awards and publications. She was a winner of the 2015 Best Recipes ‘Home Cook Hero’ competition in Super Food Ideas magazine, a Top 5 Finalist for the 2014 Mamamia Food Blogger Competition, a Top 5 Food Blogger on Every Recipe, and a Kidspot “Voices of 2014″ nominee.

One thought on “The Most Outrageous Celebrity Baby Names Ever!

  1. AvatarAngie

    Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty, that’s the silliest celebrity baby name I’ve ever heard.


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