A Dad Shares a Hilarious Post About His Toddler’s Poocasso Efforts

A dad’s Facebook post about his daughter’s poocasso efforts on both herself and her room has gone viral, as parents worldwide laugh in fear or sympathy because they’ve experienced it themselves.

Jesse Mab-Phea Hill shared a post, including pictures, of when his toddler daughter Alessandra decided to explore her nappy and use it’s brown contents to paint her room.

Nothing was left untouched.

This poor dad had no idea is daughter was literally causing a shit storm in her room, when she should have been napping.

The dad writes in his post,

“Mayra [Alessandra’s mums] was out teaching her workout class, Alessandra was sleep in her room and the dogs were outside. I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos.

“I decided I wanted a piece of the chocolate cake we made for Jesse’s Cub Scout thing the other day, so I made my way up to the main floor. As I’m going upstairs I smell something foul. I scan the basement from the stairs thinking the dogs dropped a deuce before I let them outside. I see nothing….. And then my blood runs cold when I realize the stink is coming from the upper floor.

“I run up the stairs screaming no, no, no, no, till I get to Alessandra’s room.”

The dad found his daughter butt naked hold her nappy, covered head to toe in poo.

“I’m not talking a little poop here and there on her. I’m talking layered on globs of human fecal matter covering her arms, legs, face and HAIR. It’s bad. It’s worse then any other time she decided to explore in her diaper.

I was tempted to close her door, wait till Mayra got home and pretend like I was sleep so she would have to deal with it. But yesterday was Mexican mothers day and I didn’t want to be a dick.”

The dad went on to describe how he picked his daughter up from her armpits and got her into the bath.

“The whole time she’s in the tub she tries to touch me with her shit covered hands and I scream like a pre-pubecent girl and dodge her. After 20 minutes I pick all the crap out of her hair, bottom of her feet and everywhere in between.”

Once Alessandra was cleaned, the next job was tackling the room. The dad humourously described the room had been hit by ‘Hurricane Shitrina’.

When Mayra got home, it took both mum and dad 2 ½ hours to clean up. “I won’t get into anymore graphic details but 2 rolls of paper towels, 5 stolen gym towels, 1 bottle of pinsole, 1 bottle of bleach, 1 big bag of crap covered toys… and the room still smells like a dumpster fire”

Jesse’s post was shared over 112,000 times and received over 88,000 reactions.

As a result of the post, Jesse has launched his blog called, Parenthood the Struggle.

“I write these trials and tribulations of mine to not only do my part to spread written contraception and to strike fear in the hearts of new parents but also to remind myself that no matter what I’m going thru, at least I’m not cleaning hot baby crap out of the gears of my daughter’s play set again.”

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